Smells Like a MF’N Closing in This B** | Funny Realtor Black Candle**
Smells Like a MF’N Closing in This B** | Funny Realtor Black Candle**
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🔥 Smells like contracts signed, keys handed over, and commission checks deposited. This “Smells Like a MF’N Closing in This B**”** candle is for the real estate agents who grind hard and love the sweet scent of a deal finally closing. Whether you're celebrating the end of a long transaction, gifting it to a fellow closer, or lighting it up after a bidding war victory, this candle is here to set the mood for success.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It
✔️ Perfect for Realtors, Brokers, and House Flippers – Because closings deserve a signature scent
✔️ High-Quality Soy Wax Candle – Burns longer than your last transaction’s paperwork
✔️ Trendy Realtor Gift – The perfect closing day flex for top agents
✔️ Great for Open Houses & Closings – Creates an atmosphere of pure success
📌 Product Features
✔️ Material: 100% Natural Soy Wax with a cotton wick
✔️ Scent Options: Multiple luxurious scents to choose from
✔️ Jar Color: Elegant amber glass with a bold, modern design
✔️ Burn Time: 20+ hours of celebrating another closed deal
✔️ Eco-Friendly: Clean-burning and non-toxic
📏 Available Size
✔️ 4 oz – Small but mighty, just like your negotiation skills
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