Some dogs chase balls. Mine chases commissions. This bandana lets your four-legged co-worker set the tone: no nonsense, just nose-to-nose negotiations. Because in this market, even the dog’s got closing energy.
Why You’ll Love It 🐾 Turns your pup into a walking real estate punchline 📞 Great for open houses where barks = leads 🏡 Sassy enough for social media, serious enough for showings 😂 Adds “comic relief” to those inspection-day breakdowns 🎁 Ideal for that one agent who treats their dog like their assistant (because they are)
Product Features
Durable yet dapper polyester fabric
Tie-on triangle style—business in the front, tail wags in the back
Realtor-themed design that screams I know my comps
Machine washable for post-deal mud zoomies
Fits most dogs who think they own the place (because they kinda do)
Bandana Specs Material: Polyester Color: Blue (like Zillow estimates, but reliable) Size: 27" x 14" x 14" Care: Machine washable, negotiation approved Fit: Small to medium-sized agents… I mean, dogs
