📄 I Speak Fluent Escrow Bumper Sticker – Because You’re Basically a Contract Translator in Heels (or Sneakers) 🏡🗂️
📄 I Speak Fluent Escrow Bumper Sticker – Because You’re Basically a Contract Translator in Heels (or Sneakers) 🏡🗂️
#FluentInDeals – For Agents Who Can Navigate a Timeline Like a Native
Contingencies, earnest money, addenda, extensions — it’s not a foreign language to you… it’s your native tongue. This sticker is perfect for seasoned pros who know how to decode the drama and still make it to closing. Stick it to your car, your clipboard, or your sanity folder.
Why You’ll Love It
Witty nod to the complexity you manage daily (without breaking a sweat)
Makes clients laugh—and also respect the process
Great for vehicles, laptop cases, folders, or even file drawers
Works as a recruiting or team-building gift for seasoned closers
Product Features
Dimensions: 7.5 in wide x 2.5 in tall
High-quality vinyl: waterproof, UV-resistant, scratchproof
Bold black text printed on a crisp white background
Peels and sticks easily, removes cleanly without residue
Built to last through closings, showings, and traffic jams
Because your second language is "contingency with inspection and appraisal timelines."
#FluentInEscrow #RealtorLife #EscrowQueen #FunnyRealtorSticker #RealEstateSavvy
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